The 10 reasons why life sucks and how to counter them on any given Thursday
1. Nothing ever goes as planned a.k.a. it's all just one big surprise
True that. From birth, which arguably is a surprise for the one being born to the death, which albeit expected still leaves ús like wombats on headlights to everything in between. It's a big mess to plan for all these contengies so why bother. Aim high but don't cry if the shit doesn't fall in your hand liket that. Learn to differenciate the thing you can control from those you can't and be quick and nimble in adapting and you should do fine.No matter what to headline of number 8 is, don't you be that.
2. Good guys always finish last
This generally is considered so that you need to be an asshole bad guy to make it. Well. Good guys finish where they finish but best guys are never last and rarely are the better guys either. Know your level and compete in bad guy races if you are a good guy. Things we can learn from grammar are for example this: on a scale of how shit things are good comes way after bad, in the better direction that is. And grammar never lies, it's way too boring to do anything like that. Improve your grammar and be better and best but know this - good is just okay bro.
3. The feeling of " I am surrounded by assholes"
This feeling is ever present in the supermarket, bus and workplace. Since the only way to really counter this is the if you can't beat them - attitude. In this case the sacrifice is too big so stiffen that upper lip little soldier and cope. OR you might want to tune your asshole meter settings and consider that with great certainity they think you are one too.
4. Grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence
And in addition the swedish so it better, always. Someone will always have something more or like Qui Gon Jinn said to Obi-Wan Kenobi underwater in Naboo, there is always a bigger fish. Accept this and it all becomes smoother. It's not what they have but what you actually need. Sure they have two cars but damn man, they also pay double insurance. When you get there on the other side what do you think is on the other side of that hot property - you guessed right, another fence!
5. All the good things are bad for you
Be it alcohol, sweets, ice cream, sports, sunshine....damn. Seems like every man and his dog is out to get you. But don't you worry. Moderate and you do fine. Don't want it all at the same time. Consume them but don't let them consume you and make you something you really are not. No rocket science if there still is such a thing. Don't be a boring tight ass and say no to every thing that makes you less you. Or do so, it's your choice but don't patronize, it's lame like counting between friends.
6. The society owns me a snickers bar but I seem to have lost mine!
Where is my snickers! Snickers is the holy grail, the golden ticket. Yeah, you have earned a break for good sweet life. You have done the education, paid the dues but can't find it quite. Either you just haven't found yours or society has given someone a double serving. Considering how we always blame the society for never giving anything it's hardly a realistic scenario. Keep looking.It's there or maybe you ate it already.
7. There is no love
And you really think you can't do nothing about this? Don't be afraid to say nice things to people, to let love in. Sure be honest but don't rush the bad stuff out, consider first. If everyone would like to reduce the suffering by being just plain nice to other people we might be facing a different kind of situation and remarkably reduced asshole-levels. See number 3.
8. This is serious!
Hell yeah. And at the end you die. Wait, if the end is the same why not have some fun on the way. This is serious is the mantra they tell you from early age to retirement and after that you quite frankly are serious. Life is not ment to be serious. There is no set things you need to achieve, mortage is not the goal. There is abundantly great things to do that are not serious or boring. Getting drunk on tuesday morning (the opposite of serious) is completely okay sometimes.Forget the rat race and go surfing to Indo. They never notice you're gone.
9. Pressure and adversity - that's how diamonds are made
Exactly. That's how the earth molds diamonds over time but it's not applicaple to humans no matter what they say. If you are told this it's your duty as an free soul and inhabitant of this universe to tell them nicely to go fuck themselves.
10. Life is too short and ends too quick
And I swear there are days you just wish it would happen now! BOOM! Yes, life your life as it's ment to be lived and regret as few things as possible. You might go tomorrow or maybe you never will. Who knows. So let's all behave and do nice things for us and others and bring your loved ones coffee to bed in the morning and tell them they're actually quite okay even with their shortcomings. This is your thursday.
True that. From birth, which arguably is a surprise for the one being born to the death, which albeit expected still leaves ús like wombats on headlights to everything in between. It's a big mess to plan for all these contengies so why bother. Aim high but don't cry if the shit doesn't fall in your hand liket that. Learn to differenciate the thing you can control from those you can't and be quick and nimble in adapting and you should do fine.No matter what to headline of number 8 is, don't you be that.
2. Good guys always finish last
This generally is considered so that you need to be an asshole bad guy to make it. Well. Good guys finish where they finish but best guys are never last and rarely are the better guys either. Know your level and compete in bad guy races if you are a good guy. Things we can learn from grammar are for example this: on a scale of how shit things are good comes way after bad, in the better direction that is. And grammar never lies, it's way too boring to do anything like that. Improve your grammar and be better and best but know this - good is just okay bro.
3. The feeling of " I am surrounded by assholes"
This feeling is ever present in the supermarket, bus and workplace. Since the only way to really counter this is the if you can't beat them - attitude. In this case the sacrifice is too big so stiffen that upper lip little soldier and cope. OR you might want to tune your asshole meter settings and consider that with great certainity they think you are one too.
4. Grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence
And in addition the swedish so it better, always. Someone will always have something more or like Qui Gon Jinn said to Obi-Wan Kenobi underwater in Naboo, there is always a bigger fish. Accept this and it all becomes smoother. It's not what they have but what you actually need. Sure they have two cars but damn man, they also pay double insurance. When you get there on the other side what do you think is on the other side of that hot property - you guessed right, another fence!
5. All the good things are bad for you
Be it alcohol, sweets, ice cream, sports, sunshine....damn. Seems like every man and his dog is out to get you. But don't you worry. Moderate and you do fine. Don't want it all at the same time. Consume them but don't let them consume you and make you something you really are not. No rocket science if there still is such a thing. Don't be a boring tight ass and say no to every thing that makes you less you. Or do so, it's your choice but don't patronize, it's lame like counting between friends.
6. The society owns me a snickers bar but I seem to have lost mine!
Where is my snickers! Snickers is the holy grail, the golden ticket. Yeah, you have earned a break for good sweet life. You have done the education, paid the dues but can't find it quite. Either you just haven't found yours or society has given someone a double serving. Considering how we always blame the society for never giving anything it's hardly a realistic scenario. Keep looking.It's there or maybe you ate it already.
7. There is no love
And you really think you can't do nothing about this? Don't be afraid to say nice things to people, to let love in. Sure be honest but don't rush the bad stuff out, consider first. If everyone would like to reduce the suffering by being just plain nice to other people we might be facing a different kind of situation and remarkably reduced asshole-levels. See number 3.
8. This is serious!
Hell yeah. And at the end you die. Wait, if the end is the same why not have some fun on the way. This is serious is the mantra they tell you from early age to retirement and after that you quite frankly are serious. Life is not ment to be serious. There is no set things you need to achieve, mortage is not the goal. There is abundantly great things to do that are not serious or boring. Getting drunk on tuesday morning (the opposite of serious) is completely okay sometimes.Forget the rat race and go surfing to Indo. They never notice you're gone.
9. Pressure and adversity - that's how diamonds are made
Exactly. That's how the earth molds diamonds over time but it's not applicaple to humans no matter what they say. If you are told this it's your duty as an free soul and inhabitant of this universe to tell them nicely to go fuck themselves.
10. Life is too short and ends too quick
And I swear there are days you just wish it would happen now! BOOM! Yes, life your life as it's ment to be lived and regret as few things as possible. You might go tomorrow or maybe you never will. Who knows. So let's all behave and do nice things for us and others and bring your loved ones coffee to bed in the morning and tell them they're actually quite okay even with their shortcomings. This is your thursday.
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